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1998 Classic: Jay-Z (Hard Knock Life)

 Why was Jay-Z sampling Annie? Because in 1998, he proved that even orphans and rappers can agree that life is tough on the streets.

Part of the 38 Celebrity Jokes: The 1998 “Google & Glitters” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@PalmPilot_Pro02/28/2003 21:56Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
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