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2000 Legacy: Janet Jackson (Doesn’t Really Matter)

 Why was she in a giant bubble? Because in 2000, the future looked like a music video where everything was made of white plastic and smooth CGI.

Part of the 37 Celebrity Jokes: The 2000 “Glitter, Gadgets & Gigli” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Napster_King12/07/1999 15:00I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
@Pokemon_Blue09/01/1998 23:00Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
@Pulp_Fiction_Jules07/29/2010 01:18Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
@Coffee_Addict04/21/1996 02:42404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
@Voodoo_3dfx02/26/2012 13:21The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
@Memento_Guy05/23/1997 10:33Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
@Pedro_For_Pres04/17/2008 04:39Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
@Zoolander_Mug11/13/2011 19:25I’m a merman! A merman laughing!

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