You don’t need any medical tools for this one. You just poke him in the eye! (Don’t actually do it, though).
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Slaying the competition with these jokes.
They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!
Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!
i am going to test this theory tonight. for science. lol.
found this via a link. glad i clicked.
i was expecting something else but this was a pleasant surprise!
i’m laughing so much my stomach hurts. pure vibes.
found this via google search and i’m glad i did. bookmarked!