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How do you get a blonde to smile on a Monday? Tell her a joke on Friday night.

🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Welcome to the era of 2009 – the year of the Bitcoin genesis, the...read more »

A blonde sold her vacuum cleaner because it was just collecting d...read more »

A blonde put her keys in the blender because she wanted to make a...read more »

A blonde was filling out a job application. When she got to the q...read more »

A blonde refused to play cards with jungle animals because she wa...read more »

A blonde cut a hole in her umbrella so she could see when it stop...read more »

A blonde went to the library and asked for a book on paranoia. Th...read more »

A blonde went to buy a new pair of glasses. The optician asked "H...read more »

Imagine a world where "The Floss" was the only dance move that ma...read more »

A blonde went to the bank to open a savings account. The teller a...read more »

The official Summer 1995 installment of the Blonde Jokes Archive....read more »

A blonde tried to sell her vacuum cleaner because it was just col...read more »

Welcome to 2001 – the year of the first iPod, the launch of Wikip...read more »

A blonde went to the doctor and said "Every time I stand up quick...read more »

@Java_Applet_User07/22/2003 06:46This joke is more portable than a Java app!

@Full_House_Michelle07/04/2015 06:57You got it, dude! Very funny.

@Melrose_Place_Fan07/15/1997 13:01Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.

@Linux_Distro_User10/28/2009 20:44Compiled this from source. 10/10.

@Res_Dogs_MrPink06/01/2015 03:16I don’t tip, but I do laugh!

@Banner_Exchange06/12/2010 02:58Click my banner for more laughs!

@ODP_Editor_9911/30/2001 17:33Approved for the Open Directory Project!

@Leeroy_Jenkins05/25/2002 07:04At least I have chicken... and this joke!

@Homestar_Runner10/29/2007 12:42That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!

@Hacktivist_Fan10/03/2010 11:54Hacking into the comedy mainframe.