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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
Dad: What’s this vegetable called? Kid:...
Dad: What’s this vegetable called?
Kid: An artichoke.
Dad: Well...read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2005 "Tube-ular" Edition
In 2005, the digital landscape changed forever with the launch of...read more »
Kid: I’ll call you later. Dad:...
Kid: I’ll call you later.
Dad: No, call me Dad.read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2008 "Superpower" Edition
In 2008, the world was going "super." While everyone was busy wat...read more »
44 Original Dad Jokes: The 2012 "End of the World" Edition
In 2012, everyone was checking their Mayan calendars and wonderin...read more »
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.read more »
Kid: What’s that? Dad: It’s a...
Kid: What’s that?
Dad: It’s a henweigh.
Kid: What’s a henweigh?...read more »
63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2020 "Quarantine" Edition
In 2020, the world went indoors. While the kids were learning via...read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2022 "Maverick" Edition
In 2022, we felt the need for speed—and for a good five-letter wo...read more »
Why don't eggs go to parties?
They don’t want to get beaten.read more »
Why did the photo go to jail?
It was framed.read more »
Why did the smartphone need glasses?
It lost all its contacts.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Llama approved! This joke really whips!
D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
I am the king of the world... of laughing!
Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).
i think i need to read this again… okay, now i got it. i am definitely tired.
so true… nothing beats that feeling. best part of my morning coffee.
so much better than all those ai generated jokes you see everywhere now.
i actually had to explain this to my roommate. he is the slow one here.
classic 90s humor style. reminds me of the old internet forums. nostalgia!