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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.read more »
43 Original Dad Jokes: The 2019 "Old Town Road" Edition
In 2019, the world was taking its horse to the "Old Town Road" un...read more »
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.read more »
58 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition
As the world braced for the turn of the century, dads everywhere ...read more »
Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems.read more »
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.read more »
Why did the power went out at the school?
Because the students were too bright.read more »
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.read more »
Kid: What time is it? Dad:...
Kid: What time is it?
Dad: Time to get a watch!read more »
Restaurant Server: Do you want a...
Restaurant Server: Do you want a box for your leftovers?
Dad: No...read more »
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Kid: Dad, how do I look?...
Kid: Dad, how do I look?
Dad: With your eyes.read more »
Q: Did you hear about the...
Q: Did you hear about the king who was exactly 12 inches tall?
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Dad: No, call me Dad.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I am crying... with laughter!
Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!
A classic from the Spanish web too!
haha good one! why do we make life so complicated? love the simplicity here.
lol, i love the “logic” here. it almost makes sense if you dont think about it.
simply hilarious. thank u for the smile today!
i’ve been scrolling for an hour and this is the first one that made me laugh.
i remember hearing this back in the day on some old bbs. nostalgia hits hard.