Why was there a giant earthworm on the red carpet? Because in 2022, Heidi Klum proved that she is still the undisputed queen of making everyone say “Why?” on Halloween.
Part of the 36 Celebrity Jokes: The 2022 “Keep My Wife’s Name…” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
Do ya like dags? And jokes?
Did we just become best friends? Yup!
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This joke is an Epic Win!
Actually, it IS a cool story!
No way! That’s too much!
Laughing at the security of my own ribs!