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2004 Vintage: Green Day (American Idiot)

 Why did punk go mainstream again? Because Billie Joe Armstrong decided to scream at the government while wearing more eyeliner than the entire cast of The L Word.

Part of the 32 Celebrity Jokes: The 2004 “That’s So Fetch” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pizza_Pizza_9901/19/1995 17:12Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
@Mr_Blonde_Dance07/23/2007 09:31Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
@Better_Off_Dead03/29/2012 23:21I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
@Baxter_The_Dog01/19/2004 20:05Bark! (He says it’s funny).
@Epic_Fail_Guy07/06/2000 14:29This joke is an Epic Win!
@Influencer_9906/17/2001 00:05My followers need to see this!

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