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2000 Classic: Final Fantasy IX

 Why was it so “old school”? Because after two games of brooding teenagers, Square went back to mages with pointy hats and reminded us why we liked crystals in the first place.

Part of the 34 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2000 “New Dawn & DualShock” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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