Why was Uncle Dave acting so erratic? Because he claimed he had “Tiger Blood” and that eating the turkey was just another part of his master plan called “Winning!”
Part of the 35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2011 “Winter is Coming & Siri” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
37 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Soulja Boy” Edition
In 2007, Thanksgiving was a transition from the "click" of a Razr...read more »
2009 Joke: A Little Boy Asked
A little boy asked his grandfather, “Why do we eat turkey on Than...read more »
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2015 “The Dress & Hello from Adele” Edition
In 2015, Thanksgiving was about debating the color of outfits, tr...read more »
35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & FarmVille” Edition
In 2009, Thanksgiving was about wearing 3D glasses at the table, ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "De-Extinction" Ham
Why did the ham taste like... mammoth? Because a biotech company ...read more »
2023 Classic: The "Smurf Cat" (Shailushai)
Why was there a blue cat with a mushroom hat on everyone's phone?...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Legacy" AI
Why was the dead great-grandfather giving a speech? Because they ...read more »
38 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen & What Does the Fox Say?” Edition
In 2013, Thanksgiving was about trying to hit the high notes from...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Bio-Metric" Seating
Why did the chair move itself? Because it detected that Aunt Susa...read more »
35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2021 “Bernie’s Mittens & Squid Game” Edition
In 2021, Thanksgiving was about awkward family reunions, wonderin...read more »
😜 More from category: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2009 Joke: A Family Was Sitting
A family was sitting down for Thanksgiving dinner when the father...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Post-Search" World
Why was there no arguing about facts? Because everyone has a "Con...read more »
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Tamagotchi” Edition
In 1997, Thanksgiving was a high-stakes drama. It was the year of...read more »
2024 Classic: Apple Intelligence
Why was Dad’s phone writing the "Thank You" notes? Because he got...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.
Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?
Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
Deadly funny! Watch out!
It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!