Why was Johnny Depp so pale? Because in 2005, he decided Willy Wonka should look like he hadn’t seen the sun since 1984.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
To infinity and beyond hilarious!
The power of three... laughs!
Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!
Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.
Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!
Laughing at the security of my own ribs!
Equality for all jokes!