Why did no one show up to the rally? Because everyone protested virtually, allowing the police to “disperse the crowd” with a single click of… Read More »2025 Legacy: The First “Smart” Protest

Why did the new top diplomat need to know how to write prompts? Because negotiations with foreign powers consisted mostly of who could type a… Read More »2025 Archive: The “Prompt Engineer” Secretary of State

Why did Neuralink become a problem? Because lobbyists started sending suggestions directly to the cerebral cortex of MPs, shortening the legislative process to milliseconds. Part… Read More »2025 Archive: The “Brain-Chip” Lobbying

Why was the digital Euro a problem? Because hackers discovered you could “delete” it with one well-formatted meme about the central bank. Part of the… Read More »2025 Vintage: The Euro-Digital Launch

Why did politicians propose a 3-day work week? To give people more time to watch campaign ads in their digital glasses. Part of the 34… Read More »2025 Vintage: The 4-Day Weekend

Why did Elon Musk buy the rest of the alphabet in 2025? So that every letter could be a separate app that costs $8 a… Read More »2025 Archive: The Twitter (X) Final Form

Why were the 2025 Games different? Because no one checked for doping anymore—they just checked if your leg processor was up to code. Part of… Read More »2025 Vintage: The “Bio-hacked” Athlete

Why did leaders only eat 3D-printed steaks? To show they care about the planet, even though they had real beef jerky hidden under the table.… Read More »2025 Classic: The “Meat-Free” G7 Menu

Why did he quit? Because AI was writing politicians’ obituaries before they even felt sick, which ruined the surprise. Part of the 34 Politicians Jokes:… Read More »2025 Classic: The Resignation of the Last Human Journalist

Why did a Prime Minister flee to a Pacific island? Because it turned out he invested the entire national budget into a currency based on… Read More »2025 Classic: The Crypto-Island Scandal