Why did people believe in it again in 2025? Because thanks to Deepfake tech, photos of the Earth from space became “too perfect to be… Read More »2025 Vintage: The “Flat Earth” Re-emergence

Why was Washington so heavily guarded in January? Because after the 2024 campaign, no one was sure if the President-elect was a human or just… Read More »2025 Legacy: The 2025 Inauguration

Why did the presidential limo refuse to drive? Because the AI decided the route was too dangerous for its moral algorithms and suggested the President… Read More »2025 Vintage: The “Self-Driving” Motorcade

Why was it the “Year of Sync”? Because we ended it realizing that politics isn’t a fight for votes anymore—it’s a fight over whose algorithm… Read More »2025 Classic: The Final 2025 Political Vibe

Why was an amendment proposed in 2025 to allow algorithms to vote? Because voters decided that Artificial Intelligence at least doesn’t take bribes in cash—it’s… Read More »2025 Legacy: The First AI Senator

Why did the PM’s spouse become suspicious? Because they hadn’t blinked once in three months of public appearances, a clear red flag in 2025. Part… Read More »2025 Vintage: The Deep-fake Spouse

Why did governments start selling plots on Mars? Because after looking at the global debt in 2025, the only way to pay it off was… Read More »2025 Archive: The Mars Colony Pre-sale

Why did politicians use a special Tinder? To only match with people who had enough recycling points to avoid damaging their public image. Part of… Read More »2025 Vintage: The “Carbon Credit” Dating App

Why did politicians stop using TikTok? Because Gen Alpha decided that watching a 60-year-old dance to hits from 2024 was the highest form of “cringe,”… Read More »2025 Classic: The Great De-influencing

Why were they fighting over Helium-3? Because in 2025, it was the only thing with more value than a campaign promise to lower inflation. Part… Read More »2025 Vintage: The Moon Mining Act