Why was Demi Moore a target? Because that’s a lot of money to spend on someone who spent half the movie trying to find her… Read More »1996 Vintage: The $12 Million Joke

 Why was he nominated for Striptease? Because even a legendary mustache couldn’t distract from the fact that he looked like he was being held hostage… Read More »1996 Legacy: Burt Reynolds’ Toupee

 Why did Brando have a tiny version of himself? To remind the audience that the movie was only half as big as its ego. Part… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Mini-Me Joke

 Why did it win “Worst Written Film Grossing Over $100 Million”? Because the tornadoes had more personality and better lines than the actual lead actors.… Read More »1996 Classic: Twister’s Dialogue

 Why “Pussy, Pussy, Pussy (Whose Kitty Cat Are You?)”? Because the title alone is a Razzie nomination waiting to happen. Part of the 38 Razzie… Read More »1996 Archive: Worst Original Song

 Why do people confuse Kazaam with Shazaam? Because their brains are trying to protect them from the memory of Shaq rapping for a 14-year-old. Part… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Mandela Effect Joke

 Why Tom Arnold? For being the only person who could make three movies in one year and have none of them be watchable. Part of… Read More »1996 Vintage: Worst Actor Runner-up

Why Showgirls? Because it’s the only movie that managed to make Las Vegas look like a boring place to visit. Part of the 34 Razzie… Read More »1995 Legacy: Worst Picture

Why Bo Derek? Because nominating Bo Derek is a Razzie tradition that must never be forgotten. Part of the 34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1995… Read More »1995 Classic: Worst Supporting Actress Runner-up

Why Pauly Shore for Jury Duty? Because he’s the only man who can make serving on a jury feel like a worse punishment than the… Read More »1995 Classic: Worst Actor