Why Striptease? For having dialogue that was less “steamy” and more “second-degree burns.” Part of the 38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1996 “Striptease & Mutant… Read More »1996 Classic: Worst Screenplay

 Why was she nominated for It’s Pat? Because the Razzies still weren’t over the fact that that movie existed. Part of the 38 Razzie Awards… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Julia Sweeney Joke

 Why was Marlon Brando nominated for The Island of Dr. Moreau? Because wearing an ice bucket on your head and being followed by a “mini-me”… Read More »1996 Legacy: Marlon Brando’s Hat

 Why Pamela Anderson? Because wearing leather and riding a motorcycle doesn’t count as a “range” of emotions. Part of the 38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The… Read More »1996 Legacy: Worst New Star

 Why Sean Young? For proving that the only thing worse than one Sean Young is two Sean Youngs in the same body. Part of the… Read More »1996 Classic: The Jekyll & Hyde Joke

 Why was Kazaam a target? Because Shaquille O’Neal proved that while he can dunk a basketball, he can’t quite land the “rhyming genie” performance anyone… Read More »1996 Vintage: Shaq’s Magic Boombox

 Why Demi Moore and Burt Reynolds? Because their chemistry was less “explosive” and more “uncomfortable family reunion.” Part of the 38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The… Read More »1996 Vintage: Worst Screen Couple

 Why was it still being joked about? Because people were still trying to figure out if the gorilla or the laser diamonds were more fake.… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Congo Carry-over

 Why did Barb Wire win Worst New Star? Because Pamela Anderson thought she was making the next Casablanca, but ended up with a movie that… Read More »1996 Legacy: Pamela Anderson’s Debut

 Why The Island of Dr. Moreau? Because H.G. Wells probably would have preferred the hurricane to the actual movie. Part of the 38 Razzie Awards… Read More »1996 Classic: Worst Remake or Sequel