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1996 Classic: Worst Remake or Sequel

 Why The Island of Dr. Moreau? Because H.G. Wells probably would have preferred the hurricane to the actual movie.

Part of the 38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1996 “Striptease & Mutant Mayhem” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@MIRC_Operator07/20/2000 21:05/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
@Linux_Distro_Fan06/03/2005 17:59Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
@Fargo_Marge01/26/1999 15:31Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
@Celebrity_DM03/22/1997 01:48Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
@Space_Jam_Lola09/08/2005 05:13Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
@Brick_Tamland_L04/21/2007 14:05I love lamp. And I love this joke.
@Arthur_Fist_Fan04/27/2003 13:21My fist is clenched... with joy!
@Midi_Background06/24/2007 17:25Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!
@Charlie_Unicorn01/23/1996 10:14We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!

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