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1996 Classic: Worst Screenplay

 Why Striptease? For having dialogue that was less “steamy” and more “second-degree burns.”

Part of the 38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1996 “Striptease & Mutant Mayhem” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WebTV_Viewer12/08/2011 13:31Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
@Duke_Nukem_Quotes11/16/1999 07:46Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.
@Forrest_Gump_Running03/31/2012 15:42Laughing is as laughing does.
@Silk_Road_Ghost10/20/2002 01:04Trading jokes in the shadows.
@Tank_Operator11/17/2011 20:21Loading the training program... for comedy.
@Jesus_Quintana10/26/2013 12:20Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
@Goosebumps_Kid07/21/1995 08:43Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
@Spawn_Camper_J04/20/2006 21:17I’m staying right here until I read every joke.
@StrongBad_Mail05/21/2006 03:52I’m checking my email and I found a winner!
@Aliens_Guy_Hair02/25/2015 20:02I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!

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