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1995 Classic: Worst Actor

Why Pauly Shore for Jury Duty? Because he’s the only man who can make serving on a jury feel like a worse punishment than the actual prison sentence.

Part of the 34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1995 “Showgirls & Razzie Royalty” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Tripod_Member07/11/2006 21:50Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
@ChatRoom_Queen03/09/2015 03:02A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
@Blue_Screen_Survivor04/24/2009 03:23At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
@Hanson_Fan_9708/09/1996 18:19Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!
@SoundBlaster_AWE10/15/2015 03:42Crystal clear MIDI humor.
@Footloose_Ren05/03/1996 10:12Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
@Better_Off_Dead02/07/2000 08:13I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
@Anchorman_Ron02/04/2005 10:08I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.
@Technorati_Tag11/18/2007 19:43Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.

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