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1995 Legacy: Worst Picture

Why Showgirls? Because it’s the only movie that managed to make Las Vegas look like a boring place to visit.

Part of the 34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1995 “Showgirls & Razzie Royalty” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Myspace_Tom06/27/1999 12:04I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
@Legally_Blonde_Elle03/10/1997 16:22What, like it’s hard to be funny?
@Terminator_2_Fan07/10/1999 13:49Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
@Ruby_Rhod_Green04/08/2001 22:16Super green! Hilarious!
@Sixteen_Candles02/02/1999 08:53I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
@Midi_Background10/27/1997 23:09Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!
@True_Story_Neil10/13/2015 11:32True story! I was there!
@Web_2_0_Fan09/11/2003 19:35This is the future of humor!

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