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1996 Vintage: Worst Actor Runner-up

 Why Tom Arnold? For being the only person who could make three movies in one year and have none of them be watchable.

Part of the 38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1996 “Striptease & Mutant Mayhem” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@SoundBlaster_1612/10/2007 00:33I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
@Macarena_Dancer12/08/2012 17:27Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!
@DVD_Rom_King02/24/2005 07:31More capacity for humor on this site!
@Starship_Troopers01/20/2005 20:14I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
@Fargo_Marge12/01/1996 17:02Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
@Wrestling_Nut05/09/2005 03:39Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!
@Grumpy_Cat_Real07/11/2011 06:41I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
@Aliens_Guy_Hair10/16/2013 17:23I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!

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