The First Date Memory
Nostalgia is a powerful tool, if you use it correctly. I told my wife I remember every detail of our first date. She asked what… Read More »The First Date Memory
The Hearing Aid
Communication is the foundation of any long-lasting marriage. My wife said I never listen to her. Or something like that. I wasn’t really paying attention.
The Shopping Marathon
Survival of the fittest at the local shopping mall. I’ve been waiting outside this fitting room for so long that I’ve started a small colony… Read More »The Shopping Marathon
The Argument Winner
A tactical guide to winning every domestic debate. I always have the last word in an argument with my wife. It’s usually: “Yes, dear. I’ll… Read More »The Argument Winner
The DIY Expert
Fixing things around the house… or making them worse. My wife asked me to fix the leaky faucet. Two hours later, we have a flood… Read More »The DIY Expert
The Secret to 50 Years
Wisdom from a couple who survived the test of time. An old man was asked the secret to his 50-year marriage. He said: “We go… Read More »The Secret to 50 Years
The Diet Partner
Losing weight is easier when you have someone to suffer with. My wife and I started a new diet together. We’ve already lost three days… Read More »The Diet Partner
The Thermostat Battle
The eternal struggle for the perfect indoor climate. Marriage is just a lifelong contract where one person is always cold and the other person is… Read More »The Thermostat Battle
The Birthday Wish
A magical moment that reveals the truth about aging. My wife blew out her birthday candles and wished for a “young, energetic companion.” So I… Read More »The Birthday Wish
The Selective Memory
Remembering the important dates… and everything else. My wife has a photographic memory. Unfortunately, she only uses it to remind me of what I said… Read More »The Selective Memory