The Bus Load
A mathematical tragedy involving a full bus and a missed opportunity. What do you call a bus load of lawyers going over a cliff? A… Read More »The Bus Load
The Two Hearts
Medical anomalies found only in the courtroom. A lawyer was in a car accident and his heart stopped. The doctor replaced it with a stone.… Read More »The Two Hearts
The Billable Hour
Time is money, especially when it’s someone else’s time. A lawyer dies and goes to heaven. “I’m too young!” he cries. “I’m only 45!” God… Read More »The Billable Hour
The Copper Wire
An invention born from the ultimate tug-of-war over a penny. How was copper wire invented? Two lawyers found a penny at the same time.
The Honest Lawyer
A rare sighting in the legal wild, documented for your entertainment. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a unicorn? Nothing, they’re both fictional characters.
The Shark Protection
Professional courtesy exists even in the deepest parts of the ocean. Why won’t sharks attack lawyers? Professional courtesy.
2025 Vintage: The Deepfake Alibi
In 2025, every criminal has an alibi. “That wasn’t me robbing the bank; that was a rogue AI hologram using my likeness to frame my… Read More »2025 Vintage: The Deepfake Alibi
2025 Classic: The Coffee Price
A lawyer sued the $30 “Robot-Pressed” coffee. He argued the robot didn’t provide enough “human-centric bitterness.” Part of the 50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2025 “Silicon… Read More »2025 Classic: The Coffee Price
2025 Legacy: The Professional Ego
A lawyer never uses “Suggested Replies” because he thinks his own “I’ll sue you” sounds more authentic. Part of the 50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2025… Read More »2025 Legacy: The Professional Ego
2025 Archive: The Smart Contract Breach
Why did the lawyer sue the blockchain? Because the “self-executing contract” executed his client’s bank account before he could file an injunction. Part of the… Read More »2025 Archive: The Smart Contract Breach