Making sure the family gets their fair share… of the bill. Where there’s a will, there’s a lawyer checking to see if he’s in it.

The loudest sound in the room and what it actually means. Why did the lawyer cross the road? To sue the chicken on the other… Read More »The Gavel Bang

A masterclass in asking the right questions at the wrong time. “Is it true,” the lawyer asked, “that you were unconscious until the ambulance arrived?”… Read More »The Witness Stand

When even pets need legal representation. A dog walks into a law office. The lawyer says, “I can’t help you, I don’t speak bark.” The… Read More »The Cat and Dog Case

Reading the fine print of an eternal agreement. The Devil told a lawyer, “I’ll make you the richest man on Earth if you give me… Read More »The Devil’s Contract

Math for beginners in the world of settlements. What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50? “Your Honor.”

Finding value in the most unexpected places. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline? You take your shoes off to jump on a… Read More »The Buried Treasure

Stealing from the rich and giving… to the legal team. My lawyer is like Robin Hood. He takes from the rich and keeps it for… Read More »The Robin Hood Logic

Navigating the fine line between the facts and the win. A lawyer asked a witness, “Is it true you were present at the scene?” The… Read More »The Truth in Court

Science makes a practical adjustment for the sake of humanity. A research lab started using lawyers instead of rats. There are some things even a… Read More »The Lab Rat Switch