“Doctor, I think I’m a bridge.” “What’s come over you?” “Two cars and a truck so far.” Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes: The 1996… Read More »1996 Archive: The Psychiatrist 2

“Doctor, I’m addicted to the 11 o’clock news.” “Don’t worry, it’s just a 24-hour bug.” Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes: The 1996 “Managed Care… Read More »1996 Archive: The Modern Medicine

The bed was so uncomfortable I asked for a better one. The nurse said, “This is the ‘Economy Class’ of healing. Upgrade to ‘Business’ for… Read More »1996 Classic: The Hospital Bed

I asked the surgeon if he could do it for cheaper. He said, “Sure, do you mind if I use plastic utensils?” Part of the… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Surgeon’s Fee

He put the stethoscope to my chest and said, “Wait, I’m picking up a radio station from Des Moines.” Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes:… Read More »1996 Classic: The Stethoscope

“Are your hands shaking, Doctor?” “No, I’m just practicing for the earthquake scene in my screenplay.” Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes: The 1996 “Managed… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Surgeon’s Hands

“You’ll be back on your feet in no time,” the doctor said. He was right—my car was repossessed to pay for the surgery. Part of… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Recovery

“Doctor, I want a second opinion.” “Okay, come back tomorrow and I’ll tell you something else that’s wrong.” Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes: The… Read More »1996 Archive: The Second Opinion

My HMO won’t pay for my heart transplant, but they offered me a very nice coupon for a pacemaker battery. Part of the 55 Doctor… Read More »1996 Legacy: The HMO Logic

“Should I take these vitamins?” “Yes, it gives the lab technicians something interesting to look at in your samples.” Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes:… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Vitamin