1996 Legacy: The Surgeon’s Hands

“Are your hands shaking, Doctor?” “No, I’m just practicing for the earthquake scene in my screenplay.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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In 2019, medical humor was all about the "Influencer Doctor." If ...read more »

"I'm doing 'Meta-Yoga'. I just think about the poses and the chip...read more »

"I can't hear anything." "That’s because you have 'Selective Neur...read more »

My AI doctor called me and said, "You’re going to have a headache...read more »

Closing the case on a healthy sense of humor.The doctor gave me a...read more »

Seeing things clearly for the first time in years.I went to the e...read more »

"Does this machine scan for 'Digital Corruption'?" "No, just norm...read more »

"I'm the first surgeon to be 50% machine." "And 100% overpriced."...read more »

In 2007, psychiatry became a battle against the "Touchscreen Delu...read more »

@Internet_Explorer_311/19/2002 10:20Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!

@CRT_Degauss09/18/2004 21:42BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.

@Celebrity_DM07/22/1997 04:28Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).

@G_I_Joe_Real08/24/2015 00:42And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.

@Friendster_Ghost01/06/2012 23:39Remember me? I’m still laughing.