The bed was so uncomfortable I asked for a better one. The nurse said, “This is the ‘Economy Class’ of healing. Upgrade to ‘Business’ for an extra pillow.”
Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes: The 1996 “Managed Care & Medical Dramas” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
66 Doctor Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite Dances & TikTok Birth” Edition
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The Sleep Study
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2025 Legacy: The Robot Nurse
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2025 Classic: The Emergency
"Is there a doctor here?" "I'm a Prompt Engineer!" "Great, tell t...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Generic 2
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68 Doctor Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter Launch & Wii-hab” Edition
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The Memory Pill
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61 Doctor Jokes: The 2023 “AI Boom & ChatGPT Diagnosis” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
Totally gnarly humor, dude!
What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
I see what you did there. Clever!