My doctor started printing all my records on paper again. He’s afraid that on Jan 1, 2000, his computer will decide I’m actually a 99-year-old… Read More »1997 Archive: The Y2K Prep

The doctor used a laser for the first time. He accidentally burned a hole in his tie and charged me for “Experimental Light Therapy.” Part… Read More »1997 Classic: The New Tech

He referred me to a specialist who is so busy he’s currently booking for the year 2012. Part of the 42 Doctor Jokes: The 1997… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Referral

I told the doctor I feel like a deck of cards. He said, “I’ll deal with you later.” Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes: The… Read More »1996 Classic: The Diagnosis

My pharmacist said my prescription would be ready in 20 minutes. That was three days ago. I think he’s still trying to translate the doctor’s… Read More »1996 Classic: The Pharmacist

I have so many prescriptions from 1996 that my bathroom cabinet is officially considered a chemical weapons site. Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes: The… Read More »1996 Classic: The Medicine Cabinet

The magazines in the waiting room are so old that the “Current Events” section is speculating on whether or not the Berlin Wall will ever… Read More »1996 Archive: The Waiting Room

“I run five miles a day,” I told the doctor. He said, “Who’s chasing you? Your creditors?” Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes: The 1996… Read More »1996 Classic: The Exercise

“Doctor, I think I’m a bridge.” “What’s come over you?” “Two cars and a truck so far.” Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes: The 1996… Read More »1996 Archive: The Psychiatrist 2

“Doctor, I’m addicted to the 11 o’clock news.” “Don’t worry, it’s just a 24-hour bug.” Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes: The 1996 “Managed Care… Read More »1996 Archive: The Modern Medicine