“Doctor, I think I’m a bridge.” “What’s come over you?” “Two cars and a truck so far.”
Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes: The 1996 “Managed Care & Medical Dramas” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Are you not entertained? Because I am!
With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
Trading jokes in the shadows.
Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!
Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.
I see what you did there. Clever!