My doctor started printing all my records on paper again. He’s afraid that on Jan 1, 2000, his computer will decide I’m actually a 99-year-old toddler.
Part of the 42 Doctor Jokes: The 1997 “Pre-Millennium Tension & WebMD Ancestry” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Final Checkup
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The Invisible Patient
A busy clinic and a patient who can’t be seen.The nurse told the ...read more »
64 Doctor Jokes: The 2001 “Stem Cells & Space Odyssey” Edition
In 2001, medical humor evolved alongside high-speed internet and ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Stress 2
"You're stressed about 'The Upload'." "Will it hurt?" "Only your ...read more »
The Busy Specialist
Waiting months for a five-minute conversation.I finally saw the s...read more »
2025 Archive: The Pager
My doctor's brain buzzed. He said, "I have to go, I’m being 'Patc...read more »
2025 Classic: The Anesthesia
"Count backwards from ten." "Ten... nine... Silicon... Valley..."...read more »
The Surgeon's Nap
Trust is key when you’re going under the knife.My surgeon told me...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Generic 2
"Is this generic?" "It's so generic the bottle is just a holograp...read more »
2025 Classic: The Heart
"Your pulse is fast." "I'm looking at my 'Longevity Score'!"Part ...read more »
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2025 Classic: The Reflex
He hit my knee. My brain-chip automatically posted a review of th...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
As if! This is too funny.
Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?
I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
I should make a game about this joke.
RT if you think this is funny!