“Take care of yourself,” the doctor said. “Because your insurance definitely won’t.” Part of the 42 Doctor Jokes: The 1997 “Pre-Millennium Tension & WebMD Ancestry”… Read More »1997 Classic: The Departure

I went to a doctor who specializes in “Modern Stress.” He told me to quit my job, move to a farm, and throw my computer… Read More »1997 Archive: The Specialist

He gave me a bottle of pills with a child-proof cap. I’m 40 and I still can’t get it open. I think it’s also adult-proof.… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Pharmacist

My surgeon told me he could do the procedure with his eyes closed. I told him I’d prefer it if he kept them open since… Read More »1997 Archive: The Surgeon’s Confidence

“Your heart is beating like a techno song.” “Is that bad?” “Only if you don’t like glow sticks.” Part of the 42 Doctor Jokes: The… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Stethoscope

My doctor told me the only way my insurance would cover a nutritionist is if I agreed to only eat pictures of food. Part of… Read More »1997 Vintage: The HMO Diet

“Doctor, I keep forgetting what year it is.” “It’s 1997.” “Are you sure? I feel like I’ve been in this waiting room since 1994.” Part… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Amnesia

“Doctor, I’m depressed.” “Don’t worry, it’s just a phase.” “I want a second opinion!” “Okay, you’re also poorly dressed.” Part of the 42 Doctor Jokes:… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Second Opinion

Why did the surgeon go to school? To learn how to operate… on his bank account. Part of the 42 Doctor Jokes: The 1997 “Pre-Millennium… Read More »1997 Classic: The Surgeon

I tried to get a consultation online. It took so long for the doctor’s face to download that by the time I saw his chin,… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Dial-Up Doctor