1997 Vintage: The Pharmacist

He gave me a bottle of pills with a child-proof cap. I’m 40 and I still can’t get it open. I think it’s also adult-proof.

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@Zip_Drive_Owner01/01/1996 09:45Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!

@GameBoy_Color02/24/2009 12:07Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.

@Tripod_Member04/08/2005 13:19Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.

@CSS_Master_9905/31/1998 16:49Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!

@Dexter_Lab_Fan06/15/2004 05:51Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!

@Ed_Edd_n_Eddy03/14/1996 02:41That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!

@Orange_Mocha_F07/11/2010 01:37Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!

@Cal_Naughton_Jr04/16/1995 14:15The magic man... is laughing!

@Construction_Dig06/09/2006 18:26Still digging for more humor!