“Doctor, I keep forgetting what year it is.” “It’s 1997.” “Are you sure? I feel like I’ve been in this waiting room since 1994.”
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Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
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Heh heh heh. Good one.