1997 Classic: The Departure

“Take care of yourself,” the doctor said. “Because your insurance definitely won’t.”

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@CyberSteve08/02/2006 08:29Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.

@Doom_Guy08/07/2005 05:00Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!

@Palm_Pilot_User01/19/1996 11:13Syncing this joke to my handheld device.

@Optical_Mouse_9907/14/1998 08:51I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.

@Nice_Guy_Eddie11/20/1996 09:28Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!

@Cool_Story_Bro11/14/2008 17:47Actually, it IS a cool story!

@Android_Bot_9904/04/2014 15:30Beep boop. Humor recognized.