“I run five miles a day,” I told the doctor. He said, “Who’s chasing you? Your creditors?”
Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes: The 1996 “Managed Care & Medical Dramas” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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The Broken Leg
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The Sleep Study
Getting paid to do what we do best... or trying to.I went for a s...read more »
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The Optometrist Visit
Seeing things clearly for the first time in years.I went to the e...read more »
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In 2024, medical humor reached a state of "Spatial Absurdity." If...read more »
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In 2015, the medical world officially moved onto the wrist with t...read more »
The Co-Pay Surprise
Modern healthcare summarized in one quick interaction.My doctor t...read more »
The Genetic Wonder
Understanding where your best traits really come from.My doctor s...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
Could this joke BE any funnier?
We are the best kept secret... of humor.
My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.
I should make a game about this joke.
Classic. Simply classic.
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