1996 Archive: The Second Opinion

“Doctor, I want a second opinion.” “Okay, come back tomorrow and I’ll tell you something else that’s wrong.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2003, medical humor was dominated by the irony of living in a ...read more »

In 1999, the medical world was obsessed with two things: making s...read more »

Applying simple math to a complex medical problem.The patient had...read more »

Testing the oldest medical theory in the book.I ate an apple ever...read more »

"I want to live forever." "Sure, but do you have enough 'Storage'...read more »

He sent me to a specialist who only takes appointments via 'Neura...read more »

Seeing things clearly for the first time in years.I went to the e...read more »

My surgeon operated on me from a beach in Bali using a VR headset...read more »

In 2008, medical humor was a mix of "How am I going to pay for th...read more »

In 1998, the medical landscape was dominated by two things: the l...read more »

A culinary experience that makes you want to get well faster.I as...read more »

In 2015, the medical world officially moved onto the wrist with t...read more »

I had a video call with my doctor. He was so polite and on time t...read more »

Getting paid to do what we do best... or trying to.I went for a s...read more »

@Oregon_Trail_Survivor07/24/2005 18:09You have died of dysentery... and laughter!

@PowerRanger_Red10/02/1995 01:48It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!

@Hotmail_Checker06/04/2005 00:03Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!

@Reddit_Original02/27/2011 04:32The front page of the internet... in 1999!

@Trogdor_Burn09/19/1998 08:30Burninating the countryside with laughter!