1996 Legacy: The HMO Logic

My HMO won’t pay for my heart transplant, but they offered me a very nice coupon for a pacemaker battery.

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

I had a video call with my doctor. He was so polite and on time t...read more »

In 2012, medical humor played on the contrast between high-tech s...read more »

"I want to live forever." "Sure, but do you have enough 'Storage'...read more »

My surgeon operated on me from a beach in Bali using a VR headset...read more »

"I'm the first surgeon to be 50% machine." "And 100% overpriced."...read more »

In 2010, the medical world went "flat." If you didn't have an iPa...read more »

In 2017, the medical world was divided between high-tech AI diagn...read more »

He sent me to a specialist who only takes appointments via 'Neura...read more »

A busy clinic and a patient who can’t be seen.The nurse told the ...read more »

"Take this. It has 'Neural-Minerals'."Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes...read more »

Why some patients are just bone-tired of waiting.Why did the skel...read more »

My AI doctor called me and said, "You’re going to have a headache...read more »

"Your heart sounds like a high-speed data transfer."Part of the 6...read more »

Measuring anxiety levels in a high-pressure environment.My doctor...read more »

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@Toy_Story_Buzz01/13/2009 11:33To infinity and beyond hilarious!

@MIRC_Ghost11/23/1998 11:15Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!

@Tamagotchi_Sitter10/02/2006 13:09My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!

@Johnny_Bravo_Hoo11/06/2010 09:22Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.

@Under_Const_Gif02/11/2014 07:37This site is never finished... with humor!