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2013 Archive: Candy Crush Saga

Why was everyone staring at their phones in silence? They weren’t ignoring the family—they were just stuck on Level 65 and desperately needed a “Color Bomb” to get through the appetizers.

Part of the 38 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen & What Does the Fox Say?” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2009 Joke: A Family Was Sitting
A family was sitting down for Thanksgiving dinner when the father...read more »
2025 Legacy: AI Music
Why was the background music so specific? Because the house speak...read more »
38 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen & What Does the Fox Say?” Edition
In 2013, Thanksgiving was about trying to hit the high notes from...read more »
2023 Legacy: The "Attenzione Pickpocket!" Lady
Why was Grandma shouting in the kitchen? "Attenzione, borseggiato...read more »
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket & Break the Internet” Edition
In 2014, Thanksgiving was about dodging selfie sticks at the tabl...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "North West at the Lion King" Drama
Why was the nephew "nepotism-ing" his way into the best seat? Bec...read more »
37 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & Roman Empire” Edition
In 2023, Thanksgiving was about choosing between pink and black, ...read more »
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Tamagotchi” Edition
In 1997, Thanksgiving was a high-stakes drama. It was the year of...read more »
34 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2020 “Zoom & Tiger King” Edition
In 2020, Thanksgiving was about checking your Wi-Fi signal, stayi...read more »
2025 Classic: The Smart Table
Why was the tablecloth glowing? Because the table itself is a gia...read more »

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2025 Legacy: Holographic Grandparents
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36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2015 “The Dress & Hello from Adele” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Winamp_Skin_Maker05/17/2014 13:12Llama approved! This joke really whips!
@XFiles_Spooky_M07/04/2011 12:22Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
@Startup_Kid07/08/2013 08:35Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!
@Mr_Blonde_Dance05/13/2015 20:07Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
@Grunge_Lord_9404/20/2002 00:28I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
@Arthur_Fist_Fan09/29/2006 08:14My fist is clenched... with joy!
@Cyber_Cafe_Regular10/27/1999 21:34I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!

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