Why was everyone staring at their phones in silence? They weren’t ignoring the family—they were just stuck on Level 65 and desperately needed a “Color Bomb” to get through the appetizers.
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🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2009 Joke: A Family Was Sitting
A family was sitting down for Thanksgiving dinner when the father...read more »
2025 Legacy: AI Music
Why was the background music so specific? Because the house speak...read more »
38 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen & What Does the Fox Say?” Edition
In 2013, Thanksgiving was about trying to hit the high notes from...read more »
2023 Legacy: The "Attenzione Pickpocket!" Lady
Why was Grandma shouting in the kitchen? "Attenzione, borseggiato...read more »
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket & Break the Internet” Edition
In 2014, Thanksgiving was about dodging selfie sticks at the tabl...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "North West at the Lion King" Drama
Why was the nephew "nepotism-ing" his way into the best seat? Bec...read more »
37 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & Roman Empire” Edition
In 2023, Thanksgiving was about choosing between pink and black, ...read more »
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Tamagotchi” Edition
In 1997, Thanksgiving was a high-stakes drama. It was the year of...read more »
34 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2020 “Zoom & Tiger King” Edition
In 2020, Thanksgiving was about checking your Wi-Fi signal, stayi...read more »
2025 Classic: The Smart Table
Why was the tablecloth glowing? Because the table itself is a gia...read more »
😜 More from category: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: Vertical Farming
Why was the salad still growing? Because the centerpiece was a "H...read more »
2024 Archive: The Rabbit R1 & Humane Pin Fail
Why was the tech-uncle so quiet? Because he spent $700 on a "smar...read more »
2025 Legacy: Holographic Grandparents
Why was Grandpa flickering? Because he couldn't make the trip, so...read more »
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2015 “The Dress & Hello from Adele” Edition
In 2015, Thanksgiving was about debating the color of outfits, tr...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Llama approved! This joke really whips!
Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!
Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
My fist is clenched... with joy!
I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!