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1998 Vintage: Bruce Willis & Ben Affleck (Armageddon)

 Why did NASA send oil drillers into space? Because in 1998, it was easier to train Ben Affleck to land on an asteroid than it was to teach an astronaut how to use a drill.

Part of the 38 Celebrity Jokes: The 1998 “Google & Glitters” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AskJeeves_Fan05/28/2000 12:09Jeeves really delivered a good one today.
@Msdos_Expert07/02/2007 07:38DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!
@Pulp_Fiction_Jules09/14/1997 16:25Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
@Mean_Girls_Regina01/01/2007 04:22Get in loser, we are going laughing!
@Dark_Knight_Joker09/16/2011 04:57Why so serious? Read this joke!
@Kazaa_Leecher03/27/2004 15:16I downloaded this joke in under a minute!
@Nu_Metal_Kid12/05/2001 23:28I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
@Bam_Margera_Fan06/04/2003 01:09Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!
@Sixteen_Candles03/30/1998 09:40I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
@Club_Penguin_Kid10/15/2014 13:44Waddle on over and read this!

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