Why did NASA send oil drillers into space? Because in 1998, it was easier to train Ben Affleck to land on an asteroid than it was to teach an astronaut how to use a drill.
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Jeeves really delivered a good one today.
DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!
Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
Get in loser, we are going laughing!
Why so serious? Read this joke!
I downloaded this joke in under a minute!
I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!
I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
Waddle on over and read this!