Why did Jennifer Aniston hate 2005? Because Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie proved that “acting” like you’re a married couple is a lot easier when you’re actually planning to become one.
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Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!
Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
Succeeding you, father... in laughing!
Problem? No, just laughs!