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1998 Vintage: Brandy & Monica

 Why were they fighting over “The Boy”? Because in 1998, a R&B duet was the only legal way to settle a playground crush.

Part of the 38 Celebrity Jokes: The 1998 “Google & Glitters” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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