2015 Archive: The Tomorrowland Dream
“I’m going to the future!” “In the future, do you finally do the dishes? Because if not, I’m staying here.” Part of the 56 Adult Jokes:… Read More »2015 Archive: The Tomorrowland Dream
2014 Archive: The Airbag
She asked if the car has “Side-Impact Protection” for when I’m driving her crazy with my “lack of direction.” Part of the 62 Mother-in-Law Jokes:… Read More »2014 Archive: The Airbag
2014 Vintage: The “Turn Down for What” Memo
Why was the volume so high? Because the sales team used the song as their “closing music” and the neighbors called the police. Part of… Read More »2014 Vintage: The “Turn Down for What” Memo
2013 Legacy: The Mirror
I’m “reflecting” on my best angle. Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified
2013 Archive: The Death of Margaret Thatcher
Why was the “Iron Lady’s” funeral so controversial? Because even in 2013, she managed to split the British public into two groups: those who wanted… Read More »2013 Archive: The Death of Margaret Thatcher
2013 Vintage: The Scary Movie 5
“Is it a parody of a parody?” “No, it’s just not funny. Let’s turn it off.” Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 2013 “Twerking &… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Scary Movie 5
2013 Legacy: The “Targeting” Pod Accuracy
Why “Zero Circular Error”? To explain why we hit the exact center of the building we weren’t supposed to bomb. Part of the 37 Military… Read More »2013 Legacy: The “Targeting” Pod Accuracy
2013 Vintage: The Annie
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body home? Part of the 40 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2013 Frozen &… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Annie
2013 Classic: The Don Jon Porn
Why Joseph Gordon-Levitt? For a movie that suggested that even the most attractive man in New Jersey would rather look at a screen than Scarlett… Read More »2013 Classic: The Don Jon Porn
2012 Legacy: The London Olympics Badmintongate
Why were the Chinese and Korean pairs disqualified? Because they were trying to lose on purpose to get a better bracket—the worst attempt at cheating… Read More »2012 Legacy: The London Olympics Badmintongate