2008 Classic: The Best Original Score
Why did Atonement win? Because the sound of a typewriter is the only thing that can make a sad movie even sadder. Part of the… Read More »2008 Classic: The Best Original Score
2007 Legacy: The Screen
I’m “scrolling” through my potential. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
2007 Legacy: The Pessimist
“The light just reveals how much dust we’re all turning into.” Part of the 57 Light Bulb Jokes: 2007 – The Year the World went… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Pessimist
2007 Legacy: The Soulja Boy Epidemic
Why did the gym teacher look so completely defeated? Because instead of doing the required stretching exercises, the entire middle school class spent the warm-up… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Soulja Boy Epidemic
2005 Classic: Grey’s Anatomy
Why was everyone crying in a hospital? Because in 2005, Ellen Pompeo proved that “Pick me, choose me, love me” was the ultimate romantic plea/medical… Read More »2005 Classic: Grey’s Anatomy
2005 Legacy: The LimeWire Sermon Security
The church intern accidentally freezing the entire parish office desktop computer with a massive digital virus while trying to find a legal download of a… Read More »2005 Legacy: The LimeWire Sermon Security
2005 Legacy: The Optimist
“This is great! Now I don’t have to see how much laundry I haven’t done.” Part of the 65 Light Bulb Jokes: 2005 – The… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Optimist
2005 Legacy: The Sky High Ambitions
Why were kids jumping off swings? Because the movie convinced them their “Super Power” was “Resilience to falling into bushes.” Part of the 37 Fourth… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Sky High Ambitions
2004 Vintage: The Custom Burned CD Gift
Handwriting a highly specific title like “EMO MIX 2004” on a blank silver disc with a permanent marker as the ultimate romantic gesture for your… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Custom Burned CD Gift
2004 Vintage: The “Embedded” 2.0
Why were the reporters leaving? Because by 2004, the “Adventure” was over and the “Long Slog” didn’t get enough ratings. Part of the 37 Military… Read More »2004 Vintage: The “Embedded” 2.0