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2013 Legacy: The “Targeting” Pod Accuracy

Why “Zero Circular Error”? To explain why we hit the exact center of the building we weren’t supposed to bomb.

Part of the 37 Military Jokes: The 2013 “Snowden Leaks & Stealth Drones” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Win95_Fanatic11/19/2006 04:56This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
@Backstreet_Fan04/05/2003 19:10I want it that way... the funny way!
@Winamp_Playlist11/15/1997 20:04Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
@SoulSeek_Fan12/29/2012 04:05Rare humor found in the deep web.
@Goosebumps_Kid04/27/1995 18:51Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
@Transformers_OP04/01/2014 19:12Jokes are more than meets the eye!
@Afk_For_Laughs10/08/2007 10:18Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.
@Joe_Cartoon_G03/01/2009 12:30Press the button for more humor!
@Troll_Face_Real02/25/1996 22:03Problem? No, just laughs!
@Viewer_Number_110/11/1998 06:02First! And it’s funny!

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