2012 Classic: The South Park “Sarcastaball”
Why was it a hit? For parodying football safety concerns so well that the NFL almost actually implemented those rules. Part of the 39 Emmy… Read More »2012 Classic: The South Park “Sarcastaball”
2011 Vintage: The Ty Burrell Win
Why did Phil Dunphy win Supporting Actor? For proving that being a “Cool Dad” is a full-time job that pays in gold statuettes. Part of… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Ty Burrell Win
2011 Archive: The Harry Potter Finality
The movies are over. I saw the “19 Years Later” scene and realized I’ve spent half my life waiting for an owl that is never… Read More »2011 Archive: The Harry Potter Finality
2011 Legacy: The Help
Why was everyone eating chocolate pie? Because in 2011, Viola Davis and Octavia Spencer proved that “You is kind, you is smart, you is important,”… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Help
2011 Legacy: The Snapchat User
One, but the light only lasts for 10 seconds and then disappears forever. Part of the 68 Light Bulb Jokes: 2011 – The Blocky Glow… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Snapchat User
2009 Archive: The 64GB USB
Why did the traveler feel like a spy? Because he had enough storage to hold every movie ever made (in 480p) on a stick the… Read More »2009 Archive: The 64GB USB
2009 Legacy: The “Hearts and Minds” Soccer Balls
Why did the kids throw them back? Because they realized that a soccer ball doesn’t provide “Electricity” or “Security.” Part of the 39 Military Jokes:… Read More »2009 Legacy: The “Hearts and Minds” Soccer Balls
2009 Classic: The End
I’m “logging” off—see you in 2010! Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Vintage: The Pharmacy Wait 2
I’ve been here so long the ‘Swine Flu’ has been replaced by ‘Bird Flu’ in the news. Part of the 59 Doctor Jokes: The 2009… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Pharmacy Wait 2
2008 Classic: The Best Original Score
Why did Atonement win? Because the sound of a typewriter is the only thing that can make a sad movie even sadder. Part of the… Read More »2008 Classic: The Best Original Score