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2009 Legacy: The “Hearts and Minds” Soccer Balls

Why did the kids throw them back? Because they realized that a soccer ball doesn’t provide “Electricity” or “Security.”

Part of the 39 Military Jokes: The 2009 “Afghan Surge & Predator Politics” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

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@Weird_Science_G01/13/2007 05:56We created a monster... of a joke!
@HotBot_User10/16/2003 02:57Searching for "humor"... HotBot never fails.
@David_After_Dent12/20/1999 13:35Is this real life? Or is it just funny?

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