2018 Vintage: The Vision
“I see everything in vertical format.” “That’s not your eyes, Dave, that’s just your brain adapting to the 2018 smartphone era.” Part of the 66… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Vision
2017 Legacy: The Rick and Morty
A guy walks in yelling “Szechuan Sauce!” The bartender says, “This is a tavern, not a fast-food drive-thru. Have a stout.” Part of the 51… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Rick and Morty
2017 Archive: The Salt Bae Kitchen
A guy starts dropping salt down his forearm onto the dinner. His wife looks at him and says, “Unless you’re seasoning a 5-star steak, you look… Read More »2017 Archive: The Salt Bae Kitchen
2017 Vintage: The Guardians Vol. 2 Baby Groot
He’s tiny, he’s dancing, and he’s the only reason I’m buying a new keychain this year. Part of the 66 Observational One-Liners: The 2017 Spinner… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Guardians Vol. 2 Baby Groot
2016 Vintage: Suicide Squad (The First One)
Why was the Joker barely in it? Because we spent six months looking at Jared Leto’s tattoos just to watch a movie that felt like… Read More »2016 Vintage: Suicide Squad (The First One)
2016 Legacy: The “One Dance” Drake
Drake is the king of the “tropical-house” vibe that is currently playing in every elevator in the world. Part of the 79 Observational One-Liners: The… Read More »2016 Legacy: The “One Dance” Drake
2015 Archive: The Tomorrowland Dream
“I’m going to the future!” “In the future, do you finally do the dishes? Because if not, I’m staying here.” Part of the 56 Adult Jokes:… Read More »2015 Archive: The Tomorrowland Dream
2015 Archive: The Courtney Barnett “Sometimes I Sit and Think…”
Why the dry wit? For the Australian singer who proved that singing about house hunting and gardening could be the coolest thing in indie rock.… Read More »2015 Archive: The Courtney Barnett “Sometimes I Sit and Think…”
2015 Classic: The Cord-Cutting Protest
Loudly arguing with a cable provider representative because they want to cancel your basic channel layout and force you to use an internet application called… Read More »2015 Classic: The Cord-Cutting Protest
2015 Legacy: The Scientist
“We found liquid water on Mars, but we’re still using ladders? Where are the jetpacks?” Part of the 62 Light Bulb Jokes: 2015 – The… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Scientist