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A guy walks in yelling “Szechuan Sauce!” The bartender says, “This is a tavern, not a fast-food drive-thru. Have a stout.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@N64_GoldenEye04/04/2011 10:44Better than a headshot in Complex!

@Discman_Skipper02/23/2003 11:31Laughed so hard my CD skipped.

@Daria_Morg09/02/2004 01:15My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.

@G_I_Joe_Real11/25/2007 12:10And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.

@BackToFuture_M08/19/2001 19:54Great Scott! This joke is from the future!

@Loituma_Girl02/16/2003 00:04Spinning my leek and laughing at this!