2023 Classic: The Evil Dead Rise Kitchen
I’ll never look at a cheese grater the same way again. 2023 is a “brutal” year for horror. Part of the 67 Observational One-Liners: The… Read More »2023 Classic: The Evil Dead Rise Kitchen
2023 Vintage: The Jägerbomb
The “Oppenheimer” of shots—total destruction. Part of the 55 Bar Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & ChatGPT” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2022 Classic: The Chris Rock Response
Why was he so professional? Because he realized that “Comedy” is a dangerous sport, but “Live TV” is even crazier. Part of the 43 Oscars… Read More »2022 Classic: The Chris Rock Response
2022 Vintage: The The Batman Vibe
Why was the 2022 BBQ so “Dark”? Because Robert Pattinson’s Batman made being “Vengeance” the only acceptable mood for someone standing in the shadows of… Read More »2022 Vintage: The The Batman Vibe
2021 Legacy: The Space Race Fever
“Bezos and Branson went to space!” “That’s great. Maybe they can find a PS5 in stock while they’re up there, because it’s easier to launch a rocket… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Space Race Fever
2021 Archive: The White Lotus
Why were we afraid of hotels? Because Jennifer Coolidge and a bunch of rich people proved that a “paradise” vacation is just a murder waiting… Read More »2021 Archive: The White Lotus
2020 Vintage: The Refresh
Why did the blonde splash water on her face? She clicked “Refresh” on her browser. Part of the 62 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2020 Pandemic… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Refresh
2020 Legacy: The Pandemic Fashion
“Why are you wearing pajamas?” “Doctor, this is a formal Zoom physical. I put on my clean pajamas.” Part of the 73 Doctor Jokes: The… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Pandemic Fashion
2020 Classic: The Tab
I’m “keeping” a tab on my grocery delivery. Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically Verified
2020 Vintage: The Juice
I’m “concentrating” on not touching my face. Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically Verified