2020 Legacy: The Host Zoom Séance
Why the laptop? For the most 2020 horror movie ever made—filmed entirely on Zoom and featuring a demon that ruins a group call. Part of… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Host Zoom Séance
2020 Archive: The Giannis Back-to-Back MVP
Why was Milwaukee peaceful? Because Giannis won his second MVP and signed a long-term deal, promising never to leave for a superteam. Part of the… Read More »2020 Archive: The Giannis Back-to-Back MVP
2020 Vintage: The GPS Route Disagreement
Spending a solo drive yelling back at the car’s dashboard map display because the pre-recorded voice insists on a detour around a highway route Grandpa… Read More »2020 Vintage: The GPS Route Disagreement
2020 Classic: The Pencil Topper Troll Survival
The faded neon-haired plastic doll sitting on top of your pen next to a laptop screen, looking ancient after surviving twenty-four consecutive years of school… Read More »2020 Classic: The Pencil Topper Troll Survival
2020 Legacy: The Pandemic Fashion
“Why are you wearing pajamas?” “Doctor, this is a formal Zoom physical. I put on my clean pajamas.” Part of the 73 Doctor Jokes: The… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Pandemic Fashion
2020 Vintage: The Refresh
Why did the blonde splash water on her face? She clicked “Refresh” on her browser. Part of the 62 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2020 Pandemic… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Refresh
2019 Classic: Sonic the Hedgehog (The First Trailer)
What was the scariest thing of early 2019? Sonic’s “human teeth”—a horror so great that the internet forced the studio to redesign the entire character.… Read More »2019 Classic: Sonic the Hedgehog (The First Trailer)
2018 Vintage: The Vision
“I see everything in vertical format.” “That’s not your eyes, Dave, that’s just your brain adapting to the 2018 smartphone era.” Part of the 66… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Vision
2018 Classic: The “Great Power Competition” Doctrine
Why did we stop saying “Terrorism” as much? Because the Pentagon decided that “China and Russia” are much more respectable enemies for a multi-trillion dollar… Read More »2018 Classic: The “Great Power Competition” Doctrine
2018 Archive: Worst Actor Runner-up
Why John Travolta? For Gotti, a movie that he promoted so hard people actually started feeling sorry for him. Part of the 36 Razzie Awards Jokes:… Read More »2018 Archive: Worst Actor Runner-up