I’m “concentrating” on not touching my face.
Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!
Simply posh humor. I love it.
Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!
Just landed a 900 while reading this!
Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.
It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.
I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!